5th Grade Assignment
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God is like.
DIAL SOAP
Aren’t you glad you have Him? Don’t you wish everybody did?
God is like..
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.
God is like.
COKE
He’s the real thing
God is like.
B o u n t y . . . .
He is the quicker picker upper.. Can handle the tough jobs…
And He won’t fall apart on you
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
More later…………….Sally
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Mathew 4:6
“If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written: “‘He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'”
More later…………….Sally
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Little John the Baptist
Matt..18:4-5
“Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. ”
Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat.
Don’t you just love little kids!!!
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!”
Johnny looked up at her and said, “He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”
Have a great Sunday!!
More later………..Sally
Old Rock Stars
This is pretty entertaining!!
Be sure to put this on full screen.
What a hoot!!