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5th Grade Assignment


Fifth Grade Assignment
Wouldn’t this be great if it was taught in every school.A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look 
At TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways 
To communicate ideas about God.  
  
Here are some of the results: 

God is like. 
DIAL SOAP 

Aren’t you glad you have Him?                   Don’t you wish everybody did?

God is like.. 
HALLMARK CARDS 
He cares enough to send His  very best. 

God is like. 
COKE 
He’s the real thing

God is like. 
. . . . 
He is the quicker picker upper.. Can handle the tough jobs…
And He won’t fall apart on you 

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.  John 3:16

 

More later…………….Sally

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Sunday Funnies


 Mathew 4:6 
“If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written: “‘He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'”

More later…………….Sally

Sunday Funnies


 

Little John the Baptist

Matt..18:4-5
“Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. ”


Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat.

Don’t you just love little kids!!!

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!”

Johnny looked up at her and said, “He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”

Have a great Sunday!!
 

More later………..Sally

Old Rock Stars


 

This is pretty entertaining!!

Be sure to put this on full screen.

What a hoot!!

http://dalesdesigns.net/rock-on.htm

Prayer


 This pretty much says it all!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=271576&id=117036525022242
 

 Just sayin”!!

 
 
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